USB - Satan's Data Connection
Martin Robbins (The Guardian)
Evangelical Christians in Brazil have apparently banned the use of USB connections after claiming the technology is the mark of Satan-worshippers (Hat tip: Fernando Frias). Apparently the revelation came after the evangelists noticed that the USB symbol resembles a trident. Presumably they're not great fans of Britain's ballistic missiles either.
Following on from this, what do we make of the thing (now what was it?) that the Devil embodied as a serpent tempted Eve with...you have been now been warned about that using that particular device...