London 2012 Mascots

Wenlock and Mandeville....the Daily Mash has the best report so far:

THE MASCOT NIGHTMARES BEGIN

MILLIONS of children are waking up this morning drenched in sweat and urine following the unveiling of the London 2012 Olympic mascots. They smell of whisky and feast on tongues Wenlock and Mandeville were greeted with a chorus of blood-curdling screams as onlookers trampled each other in a desperate bid to escape. The best bit however of this article is the description of said Wenlock and Mandeville: "What we've got here is two giant, damaged teeth, each with a massive, psychotic eye and razor sharp claws. And the blue one seems to be using bright, friendly colours to draw attention to his genital area. "So these things - designed specifically for children - are basically lobster-clawed pervert monsters that remind them of the dentist. Bravo."